有趣的英语笑话

英语一对一辅导

A History Lesson一节历史课
A history teacher was talking to his class about the ancient Romans. "They were very strong, brave people, and they were good soldiers, too," he said. "They always wanted to have strong bodies, so they played a lot of games."
"Did they like swimming?" one of the girls asked. " That makes people's bodies strong. She was very good at swimming.
" Oh，yes，some of them swam a lot ，" the teacher answered. Then he told them a story about one fa­mous Roman.
"There was a big, wide river in the middle of Rome ，" he said ，" and one man swam across it three times every day before breakfast ！"
The girl laughed when she heard this.
"Why are you laughing?" the teacher asked her angrily. "Did I say anything interesting?"
"Well,sir, "the girl answered, " Why didn't he swim across the river four times to get back his clothes again?"


一位历史老师在给学生讲古罗马人。“他们都非常健壮、勇敢，他们也是很好的士兵。”他说，“他们总想具有强健的体格，因此他们参加许多运动。”
“他们游泳吗?” 一个女生问：“游泳会使人体格健壮。”这个女生很擅长游泳。
“哦,是的。他们中有些人经常游泳。”老师回答说。
然后,他给学生们讲了一个著名罗马人的故事。“罗马城中有一条宽大的河流，”他说，“有一个人每天在早饭前横渡三次!”
听到这里，那个女生大笑起来。
“你为什么笑？”老师很生气地问她,“我刚才说的很有趣吗？”
“是的，老师，”那个女生冋答说，“他为什么不游四次以便回来拿他的衣服呢？”